Gamecrap: Back to the Future 3!

Suffered through by Toilet Duck.

"Great Scott! Yet another Back to the Future game!?"

**PDWT deep gameplay consists of choosing one of three "action squares" and then sitting back and witnessing your ears commit suicide.**

Note: You will notice a strange, dark tint to the screenshots. I didn't do this, the game was like this. This is a tactic called "crap masking". where developers try to hide the game, so the player doesn't realize how shitty the game is. now, back to the show...
Over the years. we've had to witness are beloved Marty Mcfly suffer the horrors of movie games. From being attacked by little girls in hula hoops to getting ran over by stampeding hamburgers in BTT2. We've had to watch Marty Mcfly get torchered thanks to sick minds at Beam software. Then, came along Probe software. They They are on gamecrap for a reason, cause if they did they wouldn't be here with the rest of the freaks. As usual, movie games during this time period sucked, and this one is no exception.

**God knows what you'll do with that hot little mouse of yours!**

Telepathy Gaming!

The first level, which pitches Doc on horse back trying to save clara from falling off a cliff, is virtually impossible. Unless you're taking classes in telepathy, or have cat like reflexes(if you have any of these, YOU SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING BTTF3.), the only way to get through the level is by pressing the pause button on and off FRAME BY FRAME. If you don't, you'll find yourself busting opening Doc's head in no time. Through the whole time your chasing after Clara, you have to dodge stuff like boxes,giant cracks, bushes, and axes. This is where the controls come in..

The game controls suffer from Rise of the Robot syndrome: Press a certain button to do a certain thing but it does something else that has absolutely nothing to do with the game. For example, while "frameing", I inoccently decided to press the C button to grab stuff off the ground. (when your

LOL! she wished she was Mary Poppins! ROFL! Cause she looks like Mary Poppins! ROFLMAOWITHCHEESE! So she could fly out of the buckboard! LOLLERMANIA!!! Cause I constantly keep freaking losing! ROLLIN' ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF WHILE I DOUSE MYSELF WITH GASOLINE!!!

trying to save someone from falling off a cliff, picking up things like grandma underwear and umbrellas are VERY important.) Instead, this loud alarm went off and I found myself

To jam the nail even further, during the whole ride you have to encounter horrible little quips everytime you lose(which is 98% of the time). They randomize the beginning screens with what we call here at gamecrap, "Horrible Game Humor"(get used to that phrase cause I'll be using it for a long time): febile attempt to make the player laugh but it does the opposite and makes the player want to take out a hockey stick and smack the crap out of the catridge. Why do they do this!? Really, did they honestly think that people would find this funny?

4 years later...

You'll finally earn you're bachelors degree telepathy gaming. Just send Probe Entertainment a polaroid of the next level and they'll send it in the mail. Mine is hanging on the wall in my basement, next to my signed "I survived " and "successfully played Action 52 " gold plaque.

Worst. Back the future game stage. Ever.(and that says a lot)

**Marty realizes that she isn't talking about the pie on the plate. Probe pervs...**

Level 3 starts off with mcfly eating some pie. Then, all of a sudden, some bandits want to stir up some trouble and cause a shootout. Now, if a couple of fat,ugly, greasy, stinky, slobs starting shooting at YOU, what would YOU do?

A)Whip out your gun and try to fend them off.

B)Run

C)Thomas Jefferson

If you answered A,B, or C, I laugh at your stupidity! HAHAHAHAHA. What an idiot! Any person with an IQ over 2 would know that the best way to fend off gun blazing bandits is to lick a pie plate clean AND THROW THE PLATES AT THE BANDITS!! How could a useless device like a gun come in handy in this situation? Yep, plates. FREAKIN' PLATES. The guy has a gun but he decides to chuck plates and people instead. Granted, there was a scene in Back to the future 3 where marty chucks a plate at someone, but what's the point when he gots a gun? If they were going to have him throw plates at people, why include the part where the guy gives you the gun? Plus the way it comes out in the game is so cheesy. He casually walks back and forth to fill up on plates Why isn't he hiding behind the table? AND WHAT ARE THE BANDITS HIDING FROM??? HE'S THROWING PLATES!. Playing the level is just as retarded. Each bandit takes about 3 hi...I mean plates each. It's difficult enough to throw the plates with the controls. If you somehow beat them all, The boss walks out of the saloon with guns blazing, and of course Marty stands there.